WEST REGION -- FIRST ROUND
(8) ASHAMED BULLS FAN
(9) THE FALSEST START EVER
(8) Hello. My name is ASHAMED BULLS FAN.
I'm just sittin' here, rootin' for my favorite ball team, wearin' a swell hat, havin' a goodOH GOD OH NO NOBODY LOOK AT ME. DON'T VOTE FOR ME. STOP LOOKING AT ME. THE HAT NEVER HAPPENED.
(9) Hello, my name is THE FALSEST START EVER.
Hey, man, it's the Belk Bowl. Nobody likes the Belk Bowl. Can we just wrap this up? Here, I'm just gonna run my route ahead of time, so that whenever you're finally ready to snap the ball, the route will already be ran and stuff. Alright, later dudes, I'm gonna go do my taxes and slap some Thompson's on my back porch. If I don't get it done today I'm just going to forget.