WEST REGION -- FIRST ROUND
(5) MARSHAWN LYNCH BEASTMODE
(12) HAPPY MCNABB
(5) Hello, my name is MARSHAWN LYNCH BEASTMODE.
I am the greatest moment from one of the greatest runs in NFL history. I perfectly demonstrate how great this run is: even if you aren't informed that this run sealed a playoff win for the massive underdog Seahawks, and even if you can't hear the seismograph-wobbling roar of the crowd, you're still pretty amazed by this. For one play, Marshawn Lynch was basically God.
(12) Hello, my name is HAPPY MCNABB.
I perfectly encapsulate late-era Donovan McNabb. It's him, sitting on a bench, in a hat, smiling for basically the first time in his entire life, presumably because his career, a career of being the most scorned quarterback in the NFL for no good reason at all, is finally coming to an end. Lemme see them teeth! GRRRRR! Haha! Love you forever, Donny.