WEST REGION -- FIRST ROUND
(6) SHANE VICTORINO IS BAD
(11) SAD FAN/HAPPY FAN
(6) Hello, my name is SHANE VICTORINO IS BAD.
Imagine this happening in, say, basketball. An NBA player will do a lot of things, but he will never, ever try to pass a ball and then just fall down. This really helps to underscore the irrefutable truth that baseball players are really bad at baseball.
Shane Victorino is a baseball player, so he's bad. But he's also Shane Victorino, which makes him really really bad.
(11) Hello, my name is SAD FAN/HAPPY FAN.
I was added to this tournament at the behest of animated GIF enthusiast @bubbaprog. Here is Bill Hicks, apparently, hanging out at a game with Smilin' Bob, apparently. That smile! THAT SMILE.
Also, if Bill Hicks were alive he would totally just berate Smilin' Bob until his face was a tear-glossed, not-smilin' mess.