WEST REGION -- FIRST ROUND
(2) HOCKEY MASSACRE
(15) FOOTBALL REFUSES TO PUNT ITSELF
(2) Hello, my name is HOCKEY MASSACRE.
Dude falls, trips another dude, who goes sliding into the goalie and knocks him over. I'm a pretty neat GIF, things are going good, and then all of a sudden BLOP.
The cinematography is just wonderful. Look at the guy's face at the end! Dude, that's the face you make when someone is mustard-gassing your trench. Have you never crashed into a wall before? You're a ... I mean, you're a hockey player.
(15) Hello, my name is FOOTBALL REFUSES TO PUNT ITSELF.
I am totally going to lose this round, but I'm good for a laugh anyway.