SOUTH REGION -- FIRST ROUND
(1) ROLLERBLADING RAPTORS MASCOT
(16) INDIFFERENT ALEX GONZALEZ
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(1) Oh, hello there. My name is ROLLERBLADING RAPTORS MASCOT.
I am not only one of the greatest sports GIFs of all time, but one of the very greatest animated GIFs of all time, period. Someone had the spectacular idea of dressing me up in a dinosaur suit and telling me to rollerblade around the court. Every frame is the greatest frame, but the deflating tail at the end really seals the deal.
If you do not vote for me, your heart is driftwood.
(16) Hello, my name is INDIFFERENT ALEX GONZALEZ.
My team is leading 8-1. A grounder dribbles about eight feet away from me. Under any other circumstances, a shortstop such as myself would attempt to make some sort of play on the ball, but ... eh.
Don't vote for me. I'm going to lose. This tournament is stupid anyway. Shut up.