Okay, ive kinda been sick this week and am off school. and got pretty bored. so i decided to do probably the best mock draft ever made in the history of mock drafts (that were ever made)
First i'll start with my predicted NYG signings:
First we snag Peyton Manning for the vets minimum.
Then we grab carl nicks for about 3 million a year, now you may say. how the hell do we get him to sign for 3 million a year? well i'll tell you. his brother hakeem nicks, convinces him to come join the team. it will work out.
and in our 3rd signing, we get mario williams for 1.5 million a year a promise to be in one of eli's amazingly hilarious commercials
now off to the trades:
first we send Peyton manning to indy for the 1st and 33rd overall picks. now you may ask why would they do that??? well, they ofcourse will think that they are getting Eli as we only say "We'll give you manning for ur picks" and in the excitment. they agree. not relizing they we signed peyton. and boom, peyton is a Colt again, and everyone is happy.
second, we send Osi to NE for rob gronkowski, both of their firsts and gizele
then we get rid of antrell rolle, we send him back to arizona with ramses barden for larry fitzgerald.
now ofcourse some of that may seam a tad bit crazy. but im not done yet.
next we trade our 2nd and tiki barber's recent history to tampa bay for their first and greg schiano (Go RU)
Then we swap ahmad bradshaw to the 49ers for patrick willis, who restructures his contract.
then we trade our 7th round pick to the oakland raiders for jacoby ford, who becomes our KR
finally we trade Tom quinn to the titans for a washing machine and some quarters
now the draft:
we actually trade the first overall pick back to minnesota for their 1st and adrian peterson
with the 3rd overall pick we take matt kalil. this is considered Great Succsess for jerry reese, and show why he is the best GM in the league
then with the 5th overall pick we take trent richardson. now you may be saying, What the heck are you thinking. you just got adrian peterson. well AP is hurt. and who better to fill in for him?
then we trade up for the 6th overall pick. giving up the rest of our draft besides our firsts . we throw in perry fewel and we draft morris claiborne (nice!)
skip to the 27th pick and we take sanu. (no suprise here)
skip to the 31st, and we draft sanu again. then we are informed we took him 4 picks earlier. so we trade the pick and aaron ross to the jets for Revis (Boom!!!)
with the 32nd pick in the draft we trade down to the orlando magic for dwight howard. who we graciously give to the knicks for clyde frazier's anouncing
And bada bing bada boom bada bang. the draft is done. and the giants are looking pretty good considering what we gave up.
this suprisingly makes perfect sense to me. very good draft.