EAST REGION -- FIRST ROUND
(7) STEPHEN STRASBURG IS AN ALIEN
(10) UGA HATES AUBURN
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(7) Hello. My name is STEPHEN STRASBURG IS AN ALIEN.
I was captured during the long-awaited first start of Stephen Strasburg's career. He wasted no time in demonstrating how unhittably filthy he was capable of being. I say "was" because he turned out to be a fragile broken fraudbaby who can't pitch more than 60 innings without his arm making a "boi-oi-oing" sound and popping off and leaving a "BANG" flag where it used to meet with his shoulder. What a bust. But still. That combination of velocity and movement is not of this Earth.
(10) Hello, I am UGA HATES AUBURN.
This is probably a big deal to college football people. I don't know. Roll Eagle!