EAST REGION -- FIRST ROUND
(2) RANDY JOHNSON HITS BIRD
(15) MICKAEL PIETRUS
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(2) Hello there. I am RANDY JOHNSON HITS BIRD.
I may very well be the most well-known animated sports GIF in the history of the Internet. I have been around FOREVER. Before blogs got big. Before YouTube. We're talking, like, message boards and Asian Prince and Real Ultimate Power and JEFF K and Ate My Balls and ALL that shit, son.
If you went on an expedition into the forgotten, frightening depths of decade-old message board threads, you would find me, staring back at you. I am the ancient aqueducts beneath your metropolis. I hold up the ground. I have not forgotten you. Do not ever forget me.
(15) LOLZ HEY WHAT'S UP DUDES I'M MICKAEL PIETRUS
BLURP-A-DURP HAHA LOLZ