SOUTH REGION -- SECOND ROUND
(1) ROLLERBLADING RAPTORS MASCOT
(8) ANDY DALTON AND THE WORST THROW EVER
(1) Hello, old friend. I am ROLLERBLADING RAPTORS MASCOT.
In the most profound rout of the tournament so far, I defeated INDIFFERENT ALEX GONZALEZ in the first round, capturing 94 percent of the vote. In this round, I face my first true test.
(8) Hi. I am ANDY DALTON AND THE WORST THROW EVER.
Maybe I'm not a rollerblading dinosaur -- in fact, I am almost certainly not a rollerblading dinosaur -- but for what I am, I am the best I could possibly be. The throw goes perfectly backwards and hits an official in the dong. I don't know how the throw could possibly be any worse. Maybe once it came to a stop, a bunch of miniature Adolf Hitlers (Adolves Hitler?) would hatch out of it or something.
I don't know. But I do know I don't deserve to be completely routed.