SOUTH BRACKET -- SECOND ROUND
(12) DALE WEISE IS HAVING TROUBLE
(13) HOT SAUCE IS GOOD ON EVERYTHING
(12) Howdy. I am DALE WEISE IS HAVING TROUBLE.
I "skated" (N.H.L. term) away from elimination in Round 1. Despite falling short in votes, 558 to 813, I found my way to Round 2 after SUCCESSFUL LACKADAISICAL SOMERSAULT was disqualified.
(13) Hello, my name is HOT SAUCE IS GOOD ON EVERYTHING.
It should be noted that this actually appears to be Taco Bell Mild Sauce. I'm sure there's some super wild and wacky slogan on the front of it like "I am doing human things haha!" or what have you, but Taco Bell's mild sauce is, to put it mildly, mild. It's just runny and salty. They should probably just call it Taco Bell Burrito Spittle.