NORTH REGION -- SECOND ROUND
(1) OVERCONFIDENT JEREMY SHOCKEY
(9) DANIEL SEDIN, PACIFIST HERO
(1) Hello, my name is OVERCONFIDENT JEREMY SHOCKEY.
Whereas in every other bracket we are heading towards epic 1 vs. 2 matchups, I could see anything winning this one. Overconfident Jeremy Shockey is great, but he’s a snitch. And you know what they say about snitches!
They leave you in stitches! Ha! Haha! What a wonderful GIF!
(9) Hi. My name is DANIEL SEDIN, PACIFIST HERO.
I advanced to the second round after surviving a hard-fought match against RYAN HOWARD'S PERSONAL TROLL, 481 to 312. Popular consensus might tell you otherwise, but Daniel Sedin is such a badass here. It takes the most rare sort of total badass to take punch after punch after punch and not give two halves of a shit.