NORTH REGION -- SECOND ROUND
(6) JACK WILSON THROWS INVISIBLE BASEBALL
(3) THE YANKEES' INFIELD
(6) Hello again! I am JACK WILSON THROWS INVISIBLE BASEBALL.
In Round 1 I barely edged out NICK NOVAK GOES PEE, 347 to 333. If you'll recall, Jack Wilson is a member of the Animated GIF Hall of Fame. He just keeps selflessly giving and giving and giving. Currently, my counterpart JACK WILSON IS JACK WILSON is kicking ass in the South Region, and appears likely to reach the Sweet 16.
You ain't got no dang baseball! Stop throwin'!
(3). Hi, I am THE YANKEES' INFIELD.
I won a decisive victory over MATT FORTE'S INSANE JUKE in the first round, 448 to 265. This sequence of events just makes me want to go play a game of pinball. I don't know why. Pinball blows.