WEST REGION -- SWEET 16
(14) BORED EXTRA-INNINGS FAN
(2) HOCKEY MASSACRE
(14) Howdy, y'all! I'm known around these parts as BORED EXTRA-INNINGS FAN.
Last week I ascended to true Cinderella status by narrowly defeating SHANE VICTORINO IS BAD, 526 votes to 475. In this round, I am ambling aimlessly into the teeth of the lion. I am absurd. I am, even within the context of 19th-inning midsummer boredom, not entirely explain. I am an animated document of Man's determination to always be doing, always be accomplishing, even if nothing is accomplished.
I would love your vote, but in its absence, my stack of 75 or so plastic cups will suffice, as they always do.
(2) I am HOCKEY MASSACRE.
Look upon me and despair. Actually, look upon me and vote for me and then despair, please.