Dodgers Sale: Orel Hershiser Reveals Dodger Stadium Renovation Plans To Prospective Buyers

Check that, horrific Dodger Stadium renovation plans.

Oh, it's easy to be a traditionalist or someone resistant to change. Takes all of the thinking out of it. It doesn't take a lot of brainpower to hate anything and everything that's different. Makes things easier.

But this is objectively hideous, right?

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via Los Angeles Times

That's from the Los Angeles Times, who report former Dodgers' pitcher Orel Hershiser has plans to renovate Dodger Stadium, complete with a discomfiting picture of an upper-deck structure in right field, and he's sharing the plans with most of the Dodgers' prospective buyers.

This picture -- BROUGHT TO YOU BY BIG 5 -- shows a new structure in right field, and the center-field scoreboard -- BROUGHT TO YOU BY BIG 5 -- is supposed to help Dodger Stadium become a "futuristic electronic showcase" according to Hershiser. This presumably refers to Dodger Dogs being packed with nanobots that actively fight against diarrhea from the first bite. Godspeed, nanobots. Godspeed.

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