Lots of people have been making them ever since Moyer first became old in 1956. Might this one actually be fresh?â†µ
Three Great Things About Pitching at Age 49:â†µ
â†µOpposing batters can’t study your old game films because they’re on Betamax.
Perhaps we’re also due for a fresh joke about how Prince Fielder is fat, or about how CC Sabathia is fat, or about how Bartolo Colon is fat.