(1) MORTIFIED MICHIGAN PUNTER
(4) RUNAWAY UTILITY CART
(1) I am MORTIFIED MICHIGAN PUNTER.
In what was by far the most controversial and hotly-contested match-ups of the entire tournament, I came from behind to defeat HOCKEY MASSACRE, 2,829 votes to 2,570. The result served as a referendum of what people want most of all in a GIF, perhaps even more than violence: gross ineptitude.
That face, man. Specifically, that mouth. It's a perfect upside-down crescent, the sort you usually only see in cartoons. Does this dude even have any teeth?
(4) Hello again. I am RUNAWAY UTILITY CART.
After defeating RANDY JOHNSON HITS BIRD on Wednesday, 897 to 594, the truth became more apparent: I was under-seeded in this tournament.
It might be because I'm relatively new, and therefore relatively unknown and unseen. The events I document here seem as though they should have been a news story. And, yes, they were in the news, but only briefly, and you probably missed it. And of course, a written account won't tell you what I can. I am GIF as news delivery, as information you wouldn't otherwise receive. And I am certainly one of the wildest, most unexpected GIFs you have ever seen.
This match-up is a true Kentucky vs. Louisville match-up. Perhaps you don't think I have what I need to beat a GIF such as MORTIFIED MICHIGAN PUNTER. Perhaps you are wrong.