The Mariners and Athletics opened the 2012 baseball season with an underwhelming pair of games in Japan that were played in the middle of the night for West Coast fans -- and blacked out on MLB.tv for Oakland fans. The best explanation for any of this is, "Bud Selig is the WORST."
But does the Japanese dalliance detract from the splendor of the Opening Day? Was Opening Day two nights ago? Can we shove Bud Selig into some kind of industrial-strength appliance? Some of these questions will be answered on today's episode of "The Floor," but the real treasure is our reenactment of the famed -- and now defeated -- "Yankees Enthusiasts" GIF: