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'Dolph Lundgren Is Jose Canseco ...'

Just a couple of weeks ago, Jose Canseco announced that he was joining the Quintana Roo Tigers of the Mexican League. He was really, really excited. Unfortunately, he refused to take a drug test because he knew he would test positive for elevated levels of testosterone.

That's kind of sad, actually. But what interests me more as a nascent screenwriter and movie buff is that Canseco is already turning this into a thriller and writing his own taglines:


I'd pay $11 to watch that. It's like Bourne Identity meets Bull Durham. You could even get Ozzie in on the action and make it Adaptation meets Field of Dreams. Canseco says that the testosterone is a legal prescription, but we'll have to edit that out of the final project.

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