Cole Hamels hit Bryce Harper with a pitch, and then the world of baseball media erupted in outrage when Hamels admitted that he did it intentionally. Because athletes are punished for things like candor and trying to hurt each other, Hamels will be suspended, then chopped into tiny pieces by angry baseball writers and fed to Harper's collection of exotic fish. (Probably.)
The incident raised one of the most important questions in sports: are these guys bros or douchebags? In this new video from SB Nation Studios, Amy K. "Kubes" Nelson introduces the debate between resident bro-ologists Matt Ufford and Dan Rubenstein.