(Oh No! Not Another) 18 Awful MLB-Licensed Caps

Mwah! Magnifico! [Credit: Matt Ryerson-US PRESSWIRE]

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Has it really been a year since our first round-up of revolting caps? ["Not a slideshow." - Fark.com] And who can forget the highly-acclaimed* sequel?

* "LOL." - Commenter

Well, we're back, dear readers, and you'll be glad to know that this batch of appalling hats might be the worst yet, owing to what must be some sort of bad-taste-inducing epidemic befalling the American people. Could this be a prelude to an invasion and our inevitable enslavement? Almost certainly that is the case, yes.

Not to worry, though, as I'm sure such an eventuality is months away. Perhaps even a year. So sit back, grab the largest quantity of soda still legally permitted in your jurisdiction, and help me teach these hats a lesson they won't soon forget, won't you?

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To this day, no one knows why Mexico declared war on the United States, though scholars suspect it may have to do with the enormous letter 'T' erected by President Tibor.

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A reminder to Washington that we need to get our budget out of the red and into the black! (Topical.)

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Great job, guys.

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From each team according to its revenues, to each team according to their losses.

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Who can forget that amazing 83-win 1992 Cardinal squad? Joe Torre is a genius.

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"I don't get it. I bought all this cool camouflage gear, but it's like the deer could still see me comin'!" - Jim Thome

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"Oh, hello. I see you noticed that I am about to rob you."

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Oh, no.

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"Oh, and I'll be takin' yer booty as well." - Guy on cap

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"I think I'll buy that one because it has the Nike swoosh on it." - People whose votes count the same as yours

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Ow, my eyes.

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OWWW!! MY EYES!!!!!

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"The most terrifying cap of the year!" - Rex Reed

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Perfect for the man who enjoys making other people squint.

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Damn, it feels good to be a Franciscan monk.

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"Terrific." - Colorblind cap factory supervisor

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