Have you heard about Big Hurt Beer, the only beer and/or malt liquor that's made from bits of real Frank Thomas? Missing out, man.â†µ
But the good folks at SB Nation Chicago tried it so you don't have to. Their findings:
Of my small test group, only two people dared to try Big Hurt Beer: a close friend who believes in consuming a bottle of hot sauce with every meal and me. No one else would touch the stuff after I consumed one sip and then reflexively tried to set the can on fire.â†µ
Sounds like a party in a can.