You want to score some major points with the Prestigious Internet's Rob Neyer?â†µ
Dig up the story of Wimpy Quinn.
In 1941, Wimpy pitched in three games for the Chicago Cubs, all in relief -- one game in June, two in September -- and gave up four runs in five innings.â†µ
Here's the thing, though: According to Baseball-Reference.com, Wimpy never pitched in a higher minor league than the Class B Illinois-Iowa-Indiana League ... and his ERA in the 3-I League was 6.00 in only 189 innings. So what did the Cubs see in him?â†µ