If you sign up for my course, you can learn how to score off Stephen Strasburg in two easy steps. Quit getting pushed around!
Step 1: Have Cliff Lee annoy Strasburg by stealing second.
On the very next pitch, hit a ball that makes Bryce Harper crash into a fence, which allows Jimmy Rollins to circle the bases for a two-run, inside-the-park home run.
Simple. If you sign up after this free trial, you'll receive updates every month for $39.95 plus shipping/handling, and Strasburg will be like putty in your hands. Why wait for an innings limit or a pitch count when you can get him out of the game yourself? It's so easy.