Every year, like clockwork, idiots descend on the city of Pamplona, Spain. These morons, all dressed like borderline-offensive caricatures of Italian pizza chefs from a Chef Boyardee commercial, take great delight (?) in scrambling as fast as they can away from a pack of running bulls, in an event very cleverly named "The Running of the Bulls." This year, only six people were injured. A new record! (Note: may not actually be a record.) You can see the thrilling (Note: not thrilling) footage from the event after the jump.
Yes, some confused bulls "chased" some white-wearing doofuses (doofii?) through the cobblestones streets of Pamplona and into a bull ring, where they will probably all be killed later, due to the capital crime in Spain of "being a bull."
The best part of the video (Note: not the best part) is that the people getting trampled/gored/etc. are the super-morons at the front who don't realize you can just sort of move to the side and run alongside the bulls, since bulls generally just run forward in a straight line.
So... I guess congrats, dudes. You went to Spain to get stepped on by a bull. I could have done that in my home town. I got run over by a pony once, so that's kind of the same thing. Also, the pony was named "Honeysuckle" and was a sweetheart.
Oh man, my story is totally better than yours, bull-gored dudes.
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