This Is The Last Sentence In The History Of The English Language

Turn off the Internet. The greatest sentence ever has been written.

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Current athletes in any sport continuing to smoke marijuana or synthetic marijuana or partaking in any other drug use, better light up their brains with some smarts.
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Shreveport's own Glenn Guilbeau wrote that. He won the game of "writing," so blame him when we all have to communicate with Uno cards and semaphore flags from now on. This is the picture you get when you search for Glenn Guilbeau. In the new world, the person who made this will be imprisoned for life, because Glenn Guilbeau is the greatest writer ever.

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