Raiders, Cowboys Cause Broadcasters To Lose Grip On Sanity

The Dallas Cowboys and Oakland Raiders are playing their preseason opener on Monday night at the O.co Coliseum. After the first half, the teams are locked in a beyond-thrilling 0-0 tie. Jon Gruden and Mike Tirico are broadcasting the game for ESPN and are trapped in the announce booth with nowhere to go.

Ever wonder how long it takes for the clutches of preseason football madness to ensnare your mind? About 30 minutes, apparently.

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DIDJA SEE IT, MIKEY? DAMN PTERODACTYL STOLE MY NACHOS

yeah i saw it boss i saw it ehehe hehehe hehehehe hehe

GRAB THE HARPOON GUN AND I'LL PUT TOGETHER THE HANG GLIDER WE'LL CATCH THAT THIEVING THUNDER LIZARD YET

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you got it boss ehehehe ehee heeeeeee

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i was once a man

For the latest on the Dallas Cowboys, be sure to check out Blogging the Boys and SB Nation Dallas. For all things Oakland Raiders, check out Silver & Black Pride, as well as SB Nation Bay Area.

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