The Dallas Cowboys and Oakland Raiders are playing their preseason opener on Monday night at the O.co Coliseum. After the first half, the teams are locked in a beyond-thrilling 0-0 tie. Jon Gruden and Mike Tirico are broadcasting the game for ESPN and are trapped in the announce booth with nowhere to go.
Ever wonder how long it takes for the clutches of preseason football madness to ensnare your mind? About 30 minutes, apparently.
DIDJA SEE IT, MIKEY? DAMN PTERODACTYL STOLE MY NACHOS
yeah i saw it boss i saw it ehehe hehehe hehehehe hehe
GRAB THE HARPOON GUN AND I'LL PUT TOGETHER THE HANG GLIDER WE'LL CATCH THAT THIEVING THUNDER LIZARD YET
you got it boss ehehehe ehee heeeeeee
i was once a man