GIF Tournament II: 'Damn It, Astros' Vs. 'Spazzin' Rangers Fan'

GIF TOURNAMENT II -- FIRST ROUND
MORTIFIED MICHIGAN PUNTER REGION

(8) DAMN IT, ASTROS vs.
(9) SPAZZIN' RANGERS FAN

(8) Hi, my name is DAMN IT, ASTROS.

Special nomination. Has not previously appeared in THIS WEEK IN GIFs.

I don't know that any baseball team in modern times has been as bad over a two-year stretch as the Astros. Last year, they lost 106 games. This year, they're on pace to lose 108. They're the bad team from every movie that involves a baseball team bad.

Guh. Is that the third baseman at the bottom? Did he decide that two dudes fumbling over the ball wasn't enough? You blockin' a field goal here, Chucky? Help me out. Explain what you're doing here.

Nevermind, please don't.

(9) Hello, I am SPAZZIN' RANGERS FAN.

Special nomination. Has not previously appeared in THIS WEEK IN GIFs.

BLAALALZZLZAZAZALZALZAALZA. That's what I'm getting, to the best of my lip-reading ability. I think I just typed pi in Roman numerals.

VOTE!