GIF TOURNAMENT II -- FIRST ROUND
MORTIFIED MICHIGAN PUNTER REGION
(3) GENTLEMAN HIT IN THE GENTLEMEN vs.
(14) PAT RILEY/ALONZO MOURNING
(3) Hi. I am GENTLEMAN HIT IN THE GENTLEMEN.
Special nomination. Finished third in Week 1 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs with 367 votes.
I am perhaps the most thorough display of incompetence in this entire tournament. Please note:
- Guy in position to catch a foul ball getting velociraptor-arms all of a sudden and gettin' hit in the dong for his trouble
- Kid in yellow shirt who took the trouble of bringing a glove, but using it as a shield instead
- Other kid with glove who is in position of making a grab, but just stands there shrieking instead
- Lady getting hit in the face off the dong-carom
- Kid on the left who is so checked out that he doesn't seem to notice that any of this is going on
(14) Oh, hello friends. I am PAT RILEY/ALONZO MOURNING.
Via @CorkGaines. Special nomination. Finished third in Week 6 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs with 158 votes.
Let's work our way from the upper left down. What's good, grinning lady? What's good, her husband? What's good, scattin' dude wearing a T-shirt over a collar? What's good, boppin' little kid? What's good, girl with the wrong shirt and the ... Slim Jims, maybe? What's good, bro with bicep sleeves? What's good, Topher Grace? What's good, kid from The Big Green? What's good, lady doing a dance that is definitely not the dance anyone else is doing? What's good, her enabler? What's got you all gregoried, Pat Riley? Who's peein' in your poptarts, Alonzo Mourning? What's good, lady fixing her hair for the camera? What's good, thousand-yard-stare John Clayton?