SummerSlam Results: Daniel Bryan Defeats Kane With His Small Package

Sometimes, a small package can be a great thing. Especially in wrestling. Daniel Bryan won his match against Kane at SummerSlam with the smallest package you've ever seen. That thing was microscopic.

For a while, Bryan looked like he was in trouble against Kane, as he jumped off the top rope for a flying headbutt and landed in a chokeslam. But when Kane went for the kill, Bryan whipped out his small package. Kane was powerless before it.

For those of you who are familiar with college football but unfamiliar with pro wrestling (by which I mean, "for fans of Stanford football"), Kane is like the "Nike Pro Combat" version of the Undertaker. You know: crummy and disrespectful.

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