Pro wrestler Brock Lesnar's thing is dressing up like a MMA guy, which means wearing a bunch of ads all over his trunks. Cannot WAIT for there to be a NASCAR wrestler, who'll completely trounce Lesnar in total ads-per-body part.
For the time being, though, Lesnar urges you to shield your mouth from injury the satisfaction-guaranteed way: by smearing a half-pound of Jimmy John's turkey right onto your teeth.
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