Ah, Chris Perez. He's like Brian Wilson after getting hit in the head with an oar, and he's kind of a treasure.
He got into it with an A's fan for no good reason yesterday, Warning: There might be a naughty word or 73 in the video, so be aware of that if you're watching from work. Or maybe your work is translating Deadwood episodes into another language, in which case you'll be fine.
Deadspin has the transcription. Never change, Chris.