Penn State Bans 'Sweet Caroline' Due To 'Touching' Lyrics

There are better Neil Diamond songs (you're damn right there are), pretty much all of them not written about 11-year-old girls, so we can probably all accept this Penn State decision pretty quickly. Via the Altoona Mirror:

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Some concerns by university officials about its lyrics - "touching you touching me" - and the perception of people singing along to them in light of the recent scandal have been expressed.

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