UEFA Champions League Draw: Group D The 'Group Of Death'

Only two of Real Madrid, Manchester City and Borussia Dortmund can progress to the Champions League knockout stages from Group D. Poor Ajax.

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UEFA Champions League Draw: What The Fans Had To Say

After a long and relatively pointless piece of spectacle in Monaco, the UEFA Champions League groups are set. Some look pretty straightforward... and some -- we're looking at you, Group D -- don't. At all. You've seen what the analysts think of the various groups, but now it's time to get feedback from the fans themselves. We've surveyed the SB Nation blogs involved in the tournament to find out just what they think of their group stage fates. Read on!


Group B: Arsenal

Opponents: Schalke 04, Olympiacos, Montpellier.

Ted Harwood: Arsenal's draw is one that looks manageable on paper. Schalke 04 was the Bundesliga team that everyone wanted to draw, hoping to avoid last year's finalist Bayern and league champion BvB Dortmund. Montpellier, while French champions, are probably a weaker side this year than last year, especially since their highest scorer, Olivier Giroud, now plies his trade for Arsenal, strangely enough. Olympiacos are a familiar foe, having been in Arsenal's group for three out of the past four tournaments now, and playing away in Piraeus is never easy, so hopefully that tie won't be a crucial one. Group B is by no means a cakewalk, but one can easily make the case that the draw has been favorable to Arsenal, who managed to avoid the obviously terrifying teams in each pot. The Gunners should have no trouble qualifying out of the group and are probably most people's favorite to take the top spot.


Group C: AC Milan

Opponents: Zenit St. Petersburg, Anderlecht, Malaga.

Gianfranco: My wish was to get PSG in the Group Stages, but UEFA, King of the "random" draw and big ticket matchups, didn’t grant my wish. What better way to show Zlatan who the better team was then by beating him not once, but twice, in the single Club tournament that has eluded him for his entire career! Throw in a little payback for Leo, Silva, and our old friend Carlo Ancellotti and you had an epic story line. Sadly my wish will have to come in the knockout phases, assuming PSG makes it that far! As for Group C, Sacha Klestjian’s Anderlecht and the financially distressed Malaga make for interesting matchups, but this is just the sort of group Milan needed to test their progress and ideally build some confidence. While no games are a foregone conclusion in any tournament, Milan should advance from this group and hopefully get some much needed experience for an evolving roster with little to no Champions League experience.


Group D: Real Madrid

Opponents: Manchester City, Ajax, Borussia Dortmund.

Gabe Lezra: Well, I don't feel like Madrid got screwed with their pants on exactly, but definitely with their pants somewhere in the vicinity. In all seriousness, it's hard to be thrilled with the draw from a Madrid standpoint, as the reigning champions of Spain were drawn with the reigning champions of England, Germany and Holland. And any time you see your team name next to the word "death" you know good things aren't happening. But it's not like Madrid won't be favored to go through--they're still one of the best two or three teams in the world--and the games should be exciting, at the very least. But for the first time in a few years, Madrid's place in the next round isn't assured--and that's a bit unfortunate for madridistas.


Group D: Manchester City

Opponents: Real Madrid, Ajax, Borussia Dortmund.

Danny Pugsley: When City were paired with Real Madrid I tweeted that the key to the group would be who came out of pot 3 and 4. Well, if you thought last years group was tough try this one for size.

I'm not disheartened with the group though. Real are a plum draw (and a trip to the Bernebeau has always been high on my list) and whilst Ajax and Dortmund are tough draws, let's not forgot they wont be keen to face City either and this will be a City side improved from last season.

The schedule is also key for me. City get the Real trip out of the way early before entertaining Dortmund. If they start well, they will be well positioned to then face the back to back games against Ajax.

Still positive though and I take City to go through, although likely in second place.


Group E: Chelsea

Opponents: Shakhtar Donetsk, Juventus, Norsejaelland.

Graham MacAree: It's hard to find yourself that worried about the group stage draw when your team is the one defending the trophy, but I have to admit that I was more than a little anxious when first Shakhtar Donetsk and then Juventus were deposited in Group E. With Borussia Dortmund still on the table, it would have been very easy for a Group of Death situation to arise, and it would be entirely fitting for Chelsea to finally win the Champions League and then fail to qualify from the groups the next year.

Fortunately, that seems unlikely to happen. Juventus are tough opposition and the trip to Ukraine is going to be about as much fun as rolling around in a nest of porcupines, but Chelsea are the best team in the group, and you'd have to expect them to top it.

I guess I should say something about Norsejaelland. They're that team you've barely heard of who probably aren't very good and you're pretty sure you'll beat. That wasn't a metaphor, although I did switch into second person for some reason. Sorry Norsejaelland. Thank you in advance for the six points. This paragraph is going to return to haunt me, I swear.


Group E: Juventus

Opponents: Chelsea, Shakhtar Donetsk, Norsejaelland.

djp4cal: While Juventus have a couple of tough teams to face in Group E, it could have ended up a lot worse. I like Juve's chances against all three teams in the group. While the hunt for a top striker is still something all Juventini are watching with all of their concentration — and then some — this is still a much-improved squad from the one that didn't lose a game in Serie A. Of course, not having Il Mister, Antonio Conte, on the sidelines during matches isn't the ideal situation as the Bianconeri return to Europe, but if there's any squad that can overcome things going against them, I am pretty sure Juventus have the kind of grinta that is able to fight through it.


Group F: Bayern Munich

Opponents: Valencia, Lille, BATE Borisov.

Pierson: On the whole, FC Bayern's draw was about average, possibly leaning slightly towards the "easy" side of average. Group F will consist of Bayern, Valencia CF, Lille OSC, and BATE Borisov. Valencia is one of Spain's somewhat static "best of the rest" group - a handful clubs that are below the level of Real Madrid and Barcelona, but that are still solid teams that can beat anyone on any given day. They have Roberto Soldado, who I've seen a few times and who can certainly find the net, and I just saw that they have Joao Pereira, the Portuguese wild-man who can give anyone headaches. So, I don't expect an easy win vs. these guys (especially the away match), but we did alright on our trip to Villarreal last season, so I think we have to be favored.

I know rather little about Lille, other than the fact that they somehow picked up Salomon Kalou and that I absolutely love their mascot. I really, really hope that they have an actual Bordeaux wearing a dog-sized Lille kit on the sidelines. If anyone knows, DON'T tell me - I want to be surprised.

As far as BATE Borisov - I've heard their name before, meaning they must have been in the Champions League a few times, but I'd be really, really disappointed if we drop points to these guys. Their stadium seats under 6,000 people, if I'm reading that correctly. I thought UEFA had rules about that kind of thing, but I guess not.

Overall, I think there's enough talent in the group to keep us awake (especially with Valencia), but we should be able to win 4 of the 6 matches outright and come away with at least 13 points. Last year, FC Bayern was in clearly the toughest group, so we were probably due for a medium-to-easy draw. There is a school of thought that says it's better to get drawn into the toughest possible group, to avoid complacency and "get your confidence up" or whatever, but I'm very satisfied with this draw. Excellent chance to advance, very good chance to win the group (and draw a 2d-place finisher from another group), and we can turn it on in February when it really counts. Good luck to all.

I just thought of one more thing. Wouldn't it be awesome if Lille not only had a real, live Bordeaux mascot, but if it broke free and started running around the pitch during the match? Wouldn't that be just the greatest thing ever? I don't think I'd be willing to give up a finger to witness that, but I'd certainly give up a toe.


Group G: Barcelona

Opponents: Benfica, Spartak Moscow, Celtic.

Arron Duckling: At this level of competition there is no such thing as an "easy" group, but in every draw there are one or two groups that look less challenging and Barcelona are in one of them. A trip to Russia wouldn’t have been high on Tito Vilanova’s wish-list, especially given the pace of the Spartak frontline and the synthetic pitch at the Luzhniki Stadium, although even the Russian winter is preferable to facing the Serie A champs, Juventus. On the other hand, Culés will be glad to see Benfica again as matches against the Portuguese side are usually a good omen as the Blaugrana went on to lift the trophy after knocking out SLB the last time these two sides met in 2006. And how’s this for a fact: the last time Benfica were drawn into a group with Barcelona was 1991/92 and the Catalans went onto to lift the famous trophy at Wembley. There’s a long way until history has a chance to repeat itself, but with a group like this, Barcelona should at least reach the knock-out stages.


Group H: Manchester United

Opponents: Braga, Galatasaray, CFR Cluj.

Gene Um: There were five bullets I was hoping to dodge (Valencia, Benfica, Juventus, Paris Saint-Germain, and Borussia Dortmund) and fortunately for Manchester United, they did so in this draw. Despite having tremendous squad depth, this is even more welcoming when considering that the six Premier League fixtures that follow these midweek European nights are difficult weekend ties with Liverpool, Newcastle United, Chelsea, Aston Villa, Queens Park Rangers, and Manchester City -- all of which are away with the exception of QPR. United should be far from complacent though with their draw as they failed to advance last season from a group they were clear favorites to top. If Sir Alex Ferguson's side can earn the maximum points at Old Trafford, they likely will advance as Group H's winners. Away to Galatasaray should be intriguing as many United fans likely remember the 'Welcome to Hell' banners that greeted the club the last time they trekked out there.

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UEFA Champions League Draw: Group H Analysis

The Champions League was a disaster for Manchester United last year. They were upended on the final matchday of the group stage by Basel and failed to advance to the knockout stages as a result, an embarrassment for the club and the Premier League, which had a tough time calling itself the best league in the world after United and Manchester City exited in the group stage. Luckily for them, they got a cake draw this year that should see them through to the knockout stages no matter how poorly they play.

Favorites: Manchester United

It doesn't matter what happened last year and it doesn't matter what the fixture list looks like -- United are going through. So their central midfield isn't what you would expect of one of the best teams in the world. Big deal. They don't have to be one of the best teams in the world in this group. With the way that Shinji Kagawa is playing, Wayne Rooney's injury isn't too big of a blow to the Red Devils and Robin van Persie will get settled in before long to make that attacking group of him, Kagawa and any two of United's 4,000 wingers unbelievably dangerous.

Going Through: Galatasaray

There was no doubt who the best team in the Turkish Super Lig was last year. Galatasaray finished the season nine points clear of second place and 21 points ahead of third place. They were the undoubted top team in the league and have added Nordin Amrabat, Burak Yilmaz, Felipe Melo and Hamit Altintop this summer. You can bet that Turk Telekom Arena will be buzzing for all three of their European matches too.

Europa League Bound: Braga

Braga were always going to need a weaker group to advance to the knockout stages and while that is exactly what they got, they are still going to need some help. They were probably they weakest team in Pot Two, but they have a 20-goal scorer from a year ago in Lima and a quality midfielder to lean upon in Ruben Micael. Braga are an older team and while that experience will serve them well in a tournament like this, it's probably not enough to best a good Galatasaray squad.

Dead Last: CFR Cluj

We've gotten used to seeing Cluj in the Champions League as investment in the club has made it one of Romania's best in recent years. Unfortunately for them, good in Romania does not mean good in Europe. They have finished dead last in both of their two Champions League group stage appearances.

Best Player: Shinji Kagawa

Robin van Persie is actually the best player in this group, or maybe even Nemanja Vidic when he is healthy, but Kagawa is the best player right now. He's off to a flying start at Old Trafford since making the move from Borussia Dortmund and has made it so Wayne Rooney's absence won't even be too much of a setback. That one of the best players from the two-time defending Bundesliga champions is thriving for United isn't a surprise, but it has been mighty impressive how quickly he has settled in with his new club.

Emerging Star: Burak Yilmaz

At 27 years old, Yilmaz isn't your traditional breakout player. He isn't some teenager who lit it up for some small club in a small league and is finally going to get his chance in the spotlight, but he is a guy that most people don't know about because most people don't watch the Turkish Super Lig. They will know him after the Champions League, though. Yilmaz scored 20 goals for Trabzonspor two years ago and then 34 more last year. Now with Galatasaray, people will finally get a look at him.

Must-Watch Game: Galatasaray vs. Braga

It's tough to imagine Cluj doing much to challenge for a spot in the knockout stages and United should run away with the group, meaning that the battles between Galatasaray and Braga should be the matches that determine second place. Moreover, the matches will be in front of a crazy Turkish crowd and at one of the most breathtaking stadiums in Europe, built into a Portuguese rock quarry.

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UEFA Champions League Draw: Group F Analysis

Bayern Munich are the kings of Group F. There's really not a whole lot else going on here.

Favorites: Bayern Munich

Last year's runners up have got even better, with Mario Mandzukic and Athletic Bilbao's Javi Martinez coming into the side. There's absolutely no way that this team isn't favourites to go through -- they might be the bet side in Europe outside of Real Madrid and Barcelona.

Going Through: Valencia

Easy winners of the special La Liga table that doesn't feature the best teams in the world. Don't expect them to end up in third place again. They're not good enough to play against Bayern, but the rest of the group should be easy enough.

Europa League Bound: BATE Borisov

The Belarusians are probably going to be underrated because of where they're from, but there are plenty of good prospects playing for BATE Borisov. If you followed Belarus during the 2012 Olympics or last summer's under-21 European Championships, you should be fairly familiar with their squad. They managed a home draw against Milan last season, but they could better that with a third-place finish this time around.

Dead Last: Lille

Lille are nothing like the side they used to be. When they won Ligue 1 in the 2010/11 season, they featured Eden Hazard, Moussa Sow and Gervinho. All three have now moved onto greener pastures. Their performance in last year's edition of the Champions League was pretty weak, and they barely managed to get through their playoff against Copenhagen on Wednesday.

Best Player: Bastian Schweinsteiger

If healthy, the answer is quite clearly Bastian Schweinsteiger. Unfortunately, nobody knows when the Germany international's going to be healthy again. The best all-around midfielder in the game today, Schweinsteiger offers complete control of a match from a box to box role.

Emerging Star: Javi Martinez

Well, kind of. Anyone who costs €40 million has emerged pretty well already. But the Spain midfielder never really gotten a chance to shine on the biggest international stage yet, and if he starts alongside Schweinsteiger int he Bayern Munich double pivot this could be his coming out party.

Must-Watch Game: Valencia vs. Bayern Munich

Probably the only mostly-competitive match in this group. Valencia will need at least a point from Bayern at the Mestalla to be comfortable about advancing. They're probably not quite good enough to manage it, but at least the match itself should be interesting.

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UEFA Champions League Draw: Group E Analysis

Chelsea begin their defense of the UEFA Champions League final in a group that presents challenges, but that they will be expected to get out of. They're facing Juventus in the Old Lady's return to Europe's biggest club competition, and it's difficult to predict exactly how they'll perform outside of Italy. Shakhtar Donetsk should be a threat as always, while FC Nordjaelland is probably just happy to be here.

Favorites: Chelsea

Juventus might have a deeper side than Chelsea and they're coming off an impressive Scudetto campaign, but the Blues are a known quantity in Europe. Didier Drogba is gone, but their entire first choice starting XI has played at this level, either with Chelsea or some other club. The Blues have looked excellent in league play thus far and Eden Hazard looks like a legitimate superstar player.

Going Through: Juventus

Even if Juventus don't have much Champions League experience in their squad, they're still a stronger and more proven side than Shakhtar Donetsk. New acquisitions Kwadwo Asamoah, Mauricio Isla and Sebastian Giovinco all give Juventus big upgrades in both quality and depth, and they might have been the difference between the Old Lady getting to the knockout rounds and bowing out early.

Europa League Bound: Shakhtar Donetsk

If Shakhtar hold onto Willian and play their best football, there's no reason to believe that they can't challenge Chelsea and Juventus. Many of the players on their team were part of the UEFA Cup winning side, as well as the team that beat Roma in the knockout stages of Champions League. Willian, Alex Texeira, Dentinho and Henrikh Mkhitaryan aren't youngsters anymore. This is a strong and experienced side, but they will need to improve on last season's performances. Shakhtar was extremely disappointing in a very winnable group in 2011.

Dead Last: FC Nordsjælland

The draw didn't fall too kindly to Nordsjaelland. The good news for them is that they haven't drawn any of the teams that possess the talent and style of football to crush them 6-0. They're going to struggle to get any points, but they're more likely to be on the wrong end of 2-0 losses that are not as close as the score indicates than they are to get outright whooped.

Best Player: Eden Hazard

With all apologies to the large group of very solid players on Juventus, Hazard is the best player in this group without a doubt. He's been dominant in his first three games in a Chelsea shirt, and based on his spectacular performances for Lille over the past couple of years, this probably isn't an anomaly. Arturo Vidal of Juventus is going to have his hands full attempting to keep him in check, since Andrea Pirlo won't be chasing him around.

Emerging Star: Sebastian Giovinco

Last season, Juventus went through a carousel of forwards and didn't have much in the way of creativity in an advanced position. Giovinco returned to the team from Parma during the summer, and he's a perfect fit for the second striker role in Juventus' 3-5-2 and should be the focal point of most of their attacks.

Must-Watch Game: Juventus vs. Chelsea

If Juventus can nick all three points off of Chelsea at home, this group will be very interesting.

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UEFA Champions League Draw: Group C Analysis

The world's longest draw ceremony has drawn to a close, and now it's time to bring you previews of each of the Champions League groups. Without any further ado, here's Group C:

Favorites: Zenit St. Petersburg

Ok, they might not be anyone's favorites but my own, but Zenit are tough and this is...not the toughest group. Indisputably the best in Russia, Zenit made it to the knockout stages of the tournament last season. Of course, their group included APOEL (who took top) Braga, and Shakhtar Donetsk, but that's nothing really weaker than what they've been handed this time around. They were then eliminated by Benfica, 4-3 on aggregate. The squad has remained strong and steady into this season -- why shouldn't they emerge on top?

Going Through: AC Milan

Thrown into Pot One by virtue of past performance in Europe, the rossoneri are one of the weakest teams to be seeded at the top. Over the summer, Milan cleaned house, jettisoning themselves of players familiar to Champions League viewers: Clarence Seedorf, Mark Van Bommel, Gennaro Gattuso, Filippo Inzaghi, and more. Paris Saint-Germain wooed away Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Thiago Silva -- but the real issue is that Milan have not come close to replacing their top scorer and one of the world's best defenders. Just one match has been played in Serie A, but the rossoneri managed to start their season by losing to Sampdoria, freshly promoted from Serie B. But the group is not tough and they'll likely make it out alive.

Europa League Bound: Málaga

Málaga couldn't even manage 3rd in one of the continent's most skewed leagues. They were 4th in La Liga last season, and currently sit 8th, although considering there've only been two matches, that's not much of an indicator of Málaga's success. Besides, the draw with Mallorca was most likely a result of being sandwiched between their Champions League qualifier with Panathinaikos, which Málaga won 2-0 on aggregate. But even if La Liga is skewed, Málaga are likely facing tougher competition than Anderlecht each week, which is why I'm putting them third. Let's be honest, though, it's just a guess.

Dead Last: Anderlecht

Anderlecht won their 31st Belgian Pro League trophy last season, and made it to the knockout round of the Europa League...uh, it's a bit hard to talk up this club (sorry, Anderlecht supporters). To find their way to the group stages, Anderlecht already smashed Ekranas, of Lithuania, and beat Greek club Limassol in the playoffs. The last time they made it this far in the Champions League was 2006-2007, when they finished bottom of their group, after eventual winners Milan, Lille, and AEK Athens. Not seeing a reason they'll do much better this time around, but I'm no expert on Belgian teams.

Best Player

Kevin-Prince Boateng. Because who else? If the Milan midfielder can stay healthy, he'll make a certain impression on this group. And hopefully bring us some amazing goals -- it's not like there's anyone else in a rossoneri kit that will be providing them.

Emerging Star

Lucas Biglia. Yes, our emerging star comes from the squad we say will end up dead last. Really, just throw the cards in the air and see how they land in Group C. The defensive midfielder has settled in well at Anderlecht, having been there since 2006, and has recently been rewarded with callups to the Argentine national squad.

Must-Watch Game

Umm, any of them? This group doesn't lend itself well to amazing match-ups, but most of them should, at least, be interesting.

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UEFA Champions League Draw: Group B Analysis

Group A of the UEFA Champions League wasn't particularly impressive; Group B isn't either. Arsenal are one of the weakest Pot One teams, but instead of getting paired up with a strong set of lower seeds, they've mostly wound up with a whole lot of 'meh'. Schalke, Olympiacos and Montpellier aren't bad sides -- there aren't really poor teams in this competition -- but none of them have the firepower to unseat the Gunners at the top of the group.

Favorites: Arsenal

Arsenal never seem to have a problem with getting out of the group stages and it's difficult to see them struggling here. Although they're no longer serious threats for the title in the English Premier League, they're still a strong team, with the losses of Robin van Persie and Alex Song offset by the acquisitions of Santi Cazorla from Malaga as well as both Lukas Podolski and Olivier Giroud. Expect them to cruise through this one.

Going Through: Schalke 04

Schalke were semifinalists in this competition just two years ago, but nobody's expecting them to go that far this time around. They do have the group's top striker in Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, but that's all that really separates them from the likes of Olypiacos and Montpellier. Also, Teemu Pukki has a cool name. Cool names are important.

Europa League Bound: Olympiacos

Olympiacos made some noise in the group stages last season before eventually finishing third, and that's probably about right this time. The departure of their best player, Kevin Miralles, to Everton makes it difficult to see the Greeks in the knockouts this year.

Dead Last: Montpellier

Montpellier were surprise Ligue 1 champions last season, but the quality of their squad doesn't suggest a repeat. Having lost Giroud to Arsenal (storyline!), their squad no longer has the sort of cutting edge that they'd like. It's difficult to see them anything but fourth. They will console themselves with the 'photos' section of John Utaka's website.

Best Player: Santi Cazorla

Arsenal's best buy of the summer was Santi Cazorla, picked up for relatively cheap from struggling Malaga. Perhaps the best player in La Liga who wasn't on one of the top two sides, Cazorla is an intelligent, incisive passer who can rule the roost in attacking midfield. He's already settled into this Arsenal side, and expect him to tear the other defences in this group apart.

Emerging Star: Younes Belhanda

The 22-year-old Morrocan was instrumental in Montpellier's implausible run to the Ligue 1 title, grabbing 13 goals and five assists in the 2011/12 season. After a summer of having his name thrown around in transfer rumours, it looks like he'll be staying in France, and any team up against him has to be very wary of his playmaking abilities.

Must-Watch Game: Montpellier Vs. Arsenal

Just how much stuff is Giroud going to get thrown at him in Montpellier? Enquiring minds wish to know! Also, with both teams espousing a fun attack-first philosophy and Montpellier having the advantage in France, this could end up as something of a shootout.

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UEFA Champions League Draw: Group A Analysis

Group A was almost a crime against humanity before Paris Saint-Germain came to the rescue. Many fans dreamed of a group of death involving PSG before the UEFA Champions League draw, but the draw was extremely kind to the Ligue 1 runners-up. They will be heavy favorites to win their group and progress to the knockout stages of the competition. The race for second place behind them should be interesting, while Dinamo Zagreb probably won't put up much of a fight.

Favorites: Paris Saint-Germain

Carlo Ancelotti's boys are off to a rough start with three draws from three matches in Ligue 1, but it's hard to believe that they won't figure out how to win matches shortly. Ancelotti is too good of a coach and the squad has too much talent for them to not turn things around shortly.

PSG probably expected to come up against one massive footballing giant, but the draw worked out perfectly for them. They're clearly the best team in Group A, even if the Pot 1 and Pot 2 teams are no slouches.

Going Through: FC Porto

Porto could still lose Hulk and Joao Moutinho over the next two games, but they should still enter the group stage with a stronger side than Dynamo Kiev. Lucho Gonzalez has been excellent since re-joining the side and Jackson Martinez is off to a good start. They could potentially nick points off PSG, but the biggest games in this group will be the matches between Porto and Dynamo Kiev.

Europa League Bound: Dynamo Kiev

Dynamo Kiev are loaded with new arrivals, and might have the strongest squad that they've fielded in the last five years. Unfortunately, they've been handed a very tough draw and probably don't have the top-end talent to hang with Porto and PSG. Taye Taiwo, Miguel Veloso and Niko Kranjcar already starting and will have plenty of time to settle in with their teammates before Champions League rolls around.

Dead Last: Dinamo Zagreb

Dinamo Zagreb struggled in last year's Champions League and they're probably going to struggle again. Their star central midfielder, Milan Badelj, has been linked to a move away from Dinamo and could be plying his trade in the Bundesliga by this time next week. They'll do well to grab a home draw or two. Don't expect them to remain remotely competitive.

Best Player: Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is always the best player, everywhere, no matter what. What Lionel Messi can do with a ball, he can do with an orange. He is Zlatan.

Emerging Star: Jackson Martinez

Porto picked up Jackson Martinez from Jaguares de Chiapas in Mexico and he's already looking comfortable at center forward. He scored his first league goal for the club last week and his finishing could be crucial to Porto's chances to go through.

Must-Watch Game: Dynamo Kiev vs. FC Porto

PSG is going to stop drawing games soon, and they have the talent to dominate Dynamo and Porto. The real fight in Group A should be for second place and Porto is certainly the favorite, so it will be important for Dynamo Kiev to take three points from Porto at home.

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UEFA Champions League Group Stage Draw -- Live

It's UEFA Champions League draw time. Imagine the song. Sing it out loud (I'm pretty sure it's just 'the Champions' repeated over and over again). Also imagine some Heineken bottles. Singing the song. If anyone asks what you're doing, tell them you had a seizure.

The pots are all seeded and now we're just waiting for teams to be drawn. Remember that teams in the same pot cannot be drawn together, and nor can teams in the same league (so no Manchester derbies or Clasicos just yet). The group stages are by no means a formality -- several big names were eliminated before February last year -- and there are some seriously worrying-looking names in the lower pots. Here's the complete list:

Pot One

Barcelona
Manchester United
Chelsea
Bayern Munich
Real Madrid
Arsenal
Porto
AC Milan
Pot Two

Valencia
Benfica
Shakhtar Donetsk
Zenit St. Petersburg
Schalke 04
Manchester City
SC Braga
Dynamo Kiev
Pot Three

Olympiacos
Ajax
Anderlecht
Juventus
Spartak Moscow
Paris St. Germain
Lille
Galatasary
Pot Four

Celtic
Borussia Dortmund
BATE Borisov
Dinamo Zagreb
CFR Cluj
Montpellier
Malaga
Norsjaelland

Fun! And here are the groups themselves. Refresh for the latest updates.

Group A: Porto, Dynamo Kiev, Paris Saint-Germain, Dinamo Zagreb.

Group B: Arsenal, Schalke 04, Olympiacos, Montpellier.

Group C: AC Milan, Zenit St. Petersburg, Anderlecht, Malaga.

Group D: Real Madrid, Manchester City, Ajax, Borussia Dortmund.

Group E: Chelsea, Shakhtar Donetsk, Juventus, Norsjaelland.

Group F: Bayern Munich, Valencia, Lille, BATE Borisov.

Group G: Barcelona, Benfica, Spartak Moscow, Celtic.

Group H: Manchester United, Braga, Galatasaray, CFR Cluj.

Wow Group D.

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UEFA Champions League 2012 Group Stage Draw: Time, Live Updates, TV Schedule, Streaming, And More

All the information on where to watch and follow along with Thursday's UEFA Champions League group stage draw.

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