Click here for a picture of a rather svelte Armando Benitez in some Long Island Ducks garb.â†µ
Benitez's season for the Ducks thus far: 16 innings, 26 hits, seven walks, eight strikeouts, and an 8.10 ERA. But he's also 2-0! And he really does look svelte.
Warning: The website with Armando Benitez's stats makes a quacking sound when you click on it. I've always wanted to type that sentence.