Let's recap college football's second week with great haste and efficiency and not very many rushing yards. Alabama didn't have very many rushing yards against Western Kentucky! Call Sean Hannity!
Honorees this week include Jarvis Jones, Tino Sunseri, Gene Chizik and the Arkansas Razorbacks. We'll also run through the weekend's most important outcomes, such as which snack food Bill O'Brien's chin most resembles.
And remember, we'll be back right here this Wednesday to preview next week's games, including Notre Dame-Michigan State! Man, who would wanna watch that? We totally would! Don't tell anybody we said that.
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