Pigeons Be Poopin'

Detractors of the Denver Broncos have always said that the team is crappy. Unfortunately, now even the Broncos' biggest fans are complaining about poop. Poop in the stands. Bird poop. It's everywhere, apparently. This is ... unsettling.

USA Today brings us the inside story of the Broncos fan unrest.

According to the story (which you can click through above), Broncos fans at games are getting pooped on just constantly. It seems as soon as they plop themselves down, they're assaulted by free-falling doots. As you can imagine, the fan experience pretty much goes down the drain at that point. The fans wish they could march into the Denver owners' suite, pull up a stool and just vent their concerns.

Isn't there any way to flush these pigeons out from their nesting spots around the stadium? Maybe a PSA can be filmed to raise awareness of this issue -- one that is far from regular. Maybe a big-name star like Billy Crudup can get involved.

It's all a bunch of crap, if you ask me.

For all news and information regarding the Denver Broncos, please visit Mile High Report or stop by SB Nation Denver.

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