The world clearly understands the joy of the Fat Guy Touchdown as a sporting event, so let's take it a step further. It's not that I don't like your general Fat Guy Touchdown, but you know...what if it were more locally sourced? And organic?
For instance, last night's big man caper in the Boise State game? We have to recognize what's really waiting in the endzone for Broncos players who do amazing things on the football field: five kinds of potatoes on your plate at once.
That is a man bringing a fried turkey into a restaurant, because linemen understand the stress they place on a kitchen's resources and plan accordingly.
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