Not The Dark Knight Rises remake you want, but the one you need

By Spencer Hall on Sep 25 2012, 3:40p  @edsbs 2

Oh, no big deal, just The Dark Knight Rises rewritten with Bane played by Nick Saban and Batman as portrayed by Urban Meyer.

I don't even know what demented person sits alone in the dark of night rewriting The Dark Knight Rises as an Urban Meyer redemption story starring Nick Saban. I am sure of this: they're probably looking in your windows at night and writing "S-E-C" in the dirt on the back of your car when you're not looking. Stay for the Petrino stinger at the end!

#Lookit

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