By day, Rob Parker is a mild-mannered sports pundit. But at night he becomes... THE TROLL!
To all the stat-geeks that follow @keithlaw: please put ur calculators down and watch the damn game. That's why the A's haven't won jack.— Rob Parker (@RobParkerESPN) September 26, 2012
Where's my pocket protector, glasses, laptop and another date-less night? I wanna fit in. Lol— Rob Parker (@RobParkerESPN) September 26, 2012