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7 reasons the Oakland A's are werewolves

1. Billy Beane is known for exploiting market inefficiencies and no other team employs werewolves.

2. MLB's current drug testing policy does not screen for the lycanthropy virus.

3. They are 27-26 in day games and an American League-best 60-41 during night games.

4. Werewolves have a longer lifespan than humans, therefore a grown werewolf can resemble a young boy, which explains their starting rotation.

5. If A's win the World Series in five games, Game 5 of the World Series will take place on October 29, which is a full moon.

6. "A's" is an abbreviation for "Anthropomorphics."

7. Seriously, just look at Derek Norris.

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