Missouri and Texas A&M are set to make their SEC debuts this Saturday, so it's high time we examine both the cultural and on-field differences between the newcomers and the traditional SEC powers awaiting them.
This means, of course, comparing and contrasting jumbo wine DUIs with scooter arrests and poo-pooing any defense fielding a nose tackle weighing fewer than 900 pounds.
We'll also touch on a few of the week's other big games and deploy the finest Kent State 8-bit graphic ever created! SUBSCRIBE!
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