The Royals are having a singles night, and that led some jokers to start a Twitter hashtag of #RoyalsSinglesNightLines. Warning: some of the entries are truly unfunny, but it's worth wading through them to find the best. A selection:
Have you ever played the Luke Hochevar drinking game? Do you want to?
I own a baseball team and a few Wal-Marts, what do you do for a living?
My blog ALSO has a podcast.
Is that Tim Collins and Everett Teaford in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Roster is at 39 right now wanna be the 40th on the list?
The last one comes from Royals pitcher Ryan Verdugo, so it gets bonus points.