Do it for the Onions, kid. Do it for America. - USA TODAY Sports
Everyone in America just got an immediate rooting interest in the Outback Bowl. Go teams!
Tuesday's Outback Bowl between the South Carolina Gamecocks and the Michigan Wolverines just got super, super amazing. The Wolverines had been named Team Coconut Shrimp and the Gamecocks had been named Team Bloomin' Onion. This seemed like the height of silliness until ... UNTIL:
GO TEAMS GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT GIVE US THEM SCRUMPTIOUS OUTBACK APPS
WHOEVER WINS, WE WIN
This is clearly the best thing that has ever happened and we'll see everyone at Outback tomorrow.