Florida State fans slightly too drunk to perform the national anthem

Florida State fans might find it hard to get hyped up for Northern Illinois in the Orange Bowl, but they've got a tradition of high level drunken foolishness to live up to.

The college-aged football fan is wont to exaggerate how drunk he or she got on a particular occasion. But sometimes there's proof that said young scholar really did pound that handle of Absolut Citron or Hypnotic or whatever morality tonic is popular in Tallahassee, Fla., these days.

But have you ever been so drunk you sang the national anthem out of rhythm with the bros standing to your left and right? That's MAJOR WASTED BRO. We sincerely doubt they're harmonizing:

Cantsing_medium

Also, if you're an attractive young lady caught on camera, you're considered to be a recruiting incentive for future FSU stars. But Jenn Sterger SET A STANDARD, DAMMIT, and your duckface does a disservice to the pioneers who came before you.

Flastbabes_medium

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.