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Jose Canseco thinks he's making a movie now

Not pictured: sanity, humility, tact. - Mark L. Baer-US PRESSWIRE

Former MLB slugger is trying to make a movie based on his life. I'm sure this project will get off the ground with no problems at all.

Jose Canseco is taking some time off from his campaign to run for mayor of Toronto, in order to tweet about Juiced! The Movie. Please note that this is not a movie that anyone is currently making, but that isn't stopping the former Bash Brother from dreaming big, right out of the gate.

yes i have contact info for dustin hoffman he tweets about basketball a lot let me get that for you

Hey if the company Paramount Pictures is reading my Twitter feed please contact my agent. Who has an MSN email address. I guess we will also accept Universal Pictures too. Thanks god bless.

Oh! I guess movies need directors, right? I've narrowed my list down to two directors who will definitely do this so basically I just need to pick one.

It will certainly be an interesting movie regardless of whether it is a violent exploitation homage or a depressing romantic comedy. Whew! Now on to the love interest here. Who are the two actresses or pop musicians on top of their game right now with no professional issues whatsoever?

And I guess I also should cast me, too.

Location, location, location! They say that about movies!

I guess that about does it.

Thanks god bless.

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