GIF Tournament III: No. 4 'Jadeveon Clowney' vs. No. 2 'Tim Lincecum'

GIF TOURNAMENT III -- FINAL FOUR
(4) JADEVEON CLOWNEY VS. (2) TIM LINCECUM

JADEVEON CLOWNEY.

Finished with 1,137 votes in Round 1, 1,710 votes in Round 2, and 769 votes in Round 3.

Clowney is less of a football tackle and more of a Reaping captured on repeating film.

- Valued Internet subscriber WolfOG

The Clowney hit is like in middle school football

where the one guy big, strong, and fast enough to make a D-1 team is playing with a bunch of kids still waiting to grow armpit hair.

- Valued Internet subscriber JimHalpert

For a fleeting moment after Clowney absorbs the human (similar to the androids from Dragonball Z) everyone pauses and is like, “Damn, dude.” Then the remember they’re playing a football game, not watching public execution

- Valued Internet subscriber 10asmith

TIM LINCECUM.

Received 1,166 votes in Round 1, 841 votes in Round 2, and 1,132 votes in Round 3.

I voted for Lincecum because of the cameraman

He never stops. Doesn’t even flinch. That’s dedication to your craft.

- Valued Internet subscriber evenflow578

I can't take this away from Lincecum

His jackanapin’ cost him sunflower seed/Super Bubble privileges and he had to run extra bases after practice. AND his mom said he can’t go to the FrostBite with us after the game next week.

The man has nothing left.

- Valued Internet subscriber TCInternet

Lincecum is an unstoppable train tearing through towns leaving devastation in its wake

like that Denzel movie.

it will win this tournament, and may even win the Oscar for Best Cinematography

- Valued Internet subscriber Area Sports Athlete

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