Dad, I know divorce has to be rough. I know. But if you want to know about things, I mean...I'm younger. I know about the social media game, or at least a little more than you might. So before you tweet, or post, or whatever, I mean, just ask me. Run it by me. Just check, because once something's online, it's there forever, and---
It's time to let The Monster get out of it's cage to feed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! twitter.com/JimIrsay/statu…— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) January 3, 2013
--never mind, dad. Never mind a single thing I just said.
P.S. This man owns an NFL franchise. A good one.
P.P.S. He doesn't know the difference between it's and its.
P.P.P.S. Naked lady paintings turn every bathroom into your very own Louvre (that you poop in.)