Super Bowl Sunday is a time to eat terribly and stupidly. Pillsbury has unleashed a "recipe" that is the culmination of both endeavors. Presenting "The Snackadium":
I particularly like that Pillsbury plays it off like it's a recipe when in reality it's just sort of "MAKE A FIELD OUT OF GUACAMOLE AND THEN PUT ALL OF THE FOOD AROUND IT. ALL OF IT. ALL OF THE FOOD PRODUCTS."
(hat tip to Would Eat)