There's a college football game Monday night, starring Alabama and Notre Dame. It airs on ESPN at 8:30 p.m. ET, with Brent Musburger and Kirk Herbstreit calling the shots. Tom Rinaldi and Heather Cox are your sideline reporters, while Rece Davis and company will be joined by Urban Meyer and Kevin Sumlin in the studio. The Zac Brown Band has the anthem (I've already forgotten which band has the anthem), and a national all-star marching band is handling halftime duties.
Having said all that, and in association with Spencer Hall and Jon Bois, it's time to gear up for BCS National Championship bingo:
Play along with us at home, no matter whether you're a fan of either team or not. You can get drunk as all shit while playing bingo, and the winner is still class and civility.
Look through SB Nation's many excellent college football blogs to find your team's community.